Spam (Part 2)

Saking banyaknya spam yang masuk, terbersit pula apa seh maunya mereka. Maka terpilihlah satu email yang ngaku-nya dari London. Berikut petikannya balasan emailnya

Thanks for your response, as a matter of fact this is a high volume of fund investment which I would like to work with confidence and trust.

I will like to work in partnership with you and invest in properties and other profitable lucrative business in your country and beyond, with 20% offer as a compensation for your assistance.

You will be required to;

(1) Assist in receiving the Fund before my arrival
(2) Advise on lucrative areas of investment
(3) Assistance in purchase of properties.

To know you better before proceeding on this transaction, may i have your full details such as;

(1). Your Full Names,
(2). Your house and country address for my purpose of visit.
(3). Age,Date of birth, Sex,Marital Status, Occupation, Position.
(4). Your Mobile Tel/Fax Numbers
(5). Company Name and Address
(6). A Copy of your International passport or Id Card

Please reply back to me immediately with the necessary requirements above for official discussion and commencement on this fund transfer, am waiting for you urgent reply with above information, and call me through my direct phone number +44-7045-717-XXX, as soon as you receive this mail.

Coba saja, kukirimkan sedikit biodataku. Tidak detail karena takut disalahgunakan dan berikut jawabannya :

Thanks for your prompt response, at this moment I want to know your motive of assistance as my business partner, I have made up my mind to offer 20% to you as a compensation for your assistance.

The major issue which I need is the immediate assistance of this fund transfer first, and I want to let you know if you can come down to London in person for the official signing of this fund transfer documents as the beneficiary of the fund. I have mapped out a strategic means of this fund transfer with the legal advice from my attorney. Please kindly note that this is a high volume of investment which I would not acknowledge the presence of any third party.

I wait on your attention for the procedural step and processing of the vital documents for this fund transfer, before submitting your name to the asset and financial management company that is in charge of this fund transfer. Please send your above required details for the official commencement of this fund transfer as soon as possible.

Aku pun berusaha membalasnya dan berikut lanjutan emailnya

Thanks for your response, all I need from you is your honesty and trust in this business as my lifetime business partner. You have to contact the attorney with his contact below:

NAME: BARRISTER CHARLES OWEN PETERS
EMAIL: owenschambers@aol.com
PHONE: +44-7045-761-627

The attorney will sign the fund transfer certificate on your behalf as the beneficiary of this fund. Since you can not make a trip to London , all the documentation and British high court approval with your name as the beneficiary of this fund is urgently need to be in place before this fund should be transferred into your bank account in your country Indonesia . All this process requires some money to put them in good position, since you can not come to London in person for the official signing of this fund transfer.

Contact the attorney immediately and comply with his legal charges, because I want this fund to be transferred into your bank account before Tuesday this week, as I wait on your prompt response.

Aku masih tak percaya, dan aku pun meminta untuk dia langsung menghubungiku via phone.
Thanks for your response, I have been calling your 13 digits phone number +62852.280.25XXX but it has not been connecting.

Aku pun ngeles karena panggilan sebelumnya dari singapura maupun Taiwan tak ada masalah. Dan rabu sore dengan private number rupanya dia menelpon dan suruh aku mengecek emailnya. Berikut petikannya…

I am so sorry for my late reply I traveled out of the country for a seminal in Germany with some of my company’s executives. Well I have got your response email and I have contacted the attorney concerning all the documentation and the British high court approval on this fund transfer certificate with your name as the beneficiary.
The attorney stated that all this legal process will cost you the sum of $3,200 US Dollars. So kindly make an arrangement of this fee and contact the attorney for his directives on how to make the payment to him.

Huh.. ternyata ujung-ujungnya dia meminta uang juga hehe… begitu toh cara kerjanya. So jika anda dapat spam email abaikan saja!!!

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wisma LQ

“Jadi maen ke tempatku tidak?” sebuah pesan pendek kukirimkan begituku buka mata. Waktu telah jam 9 .15, dah siang. Sang sahabat berjanji akan datang pagi. Bisa gawat kalau sampai aku masih ketiduran pikirku! ‘aku masih di terminal, ngetemnya lama nih’ balas sang sahabat. Rupanya kalau hari libur Jakarta kekurangan penumpang sehingga bis pun perlu berlama-lama di terminal.

Satu jam kemudain aku yang tengah nyuci harus terbirit-birit pergi, karena ternyata sang sohib sudah sampai di tempat yang telah ditentukan. Aku berjanji menjemputnya di sana ! sial aku belum sempat mandi, tapi tak apalah…

Tak perlu waktu lama, karena aku pun tahu persis letak tempat itu. Dari kejauhan sudah kulihat wajah sang sahabat, dia tak banyak berubah, masih seperti dulu. Hanya agak kurus sedikit. Aku pun segera membawanya ke kost. Cucianku masih belum selesai.
Terakhir aku bertemu dengan sahabatku ini bulan November kemarin. Kebetulan saat itu aku sedang ada tugas ke jogja. Dia merupakan sahabat terbaik, meski hanya setahun aku mengenalnya tapi sangat berkesan. Dia adalah salah satu teman sekamarku waktu di wisma LQ.

Wisma yang penuh dengan kedamaian dan iman. Hanya ada 5 kamar di sana, masing-masing di huni oleh 2 orang. Aku terlebih dahulu masuk ke wisma tersebut. Sahabatku ini sebenarnya temannya Sahrul. Tetapi entah kenapa dia kemudian memilih untuk sekamar denganku. Ada banyak cerita, tawa dan persaudaraan yang terikat kuat disana.
Tiga tahun sudah penghuni wisma seangkatanku berpencar sudah. Mas ari sang RT di Kalimantan, kemudian di susul oleh si ucup-panggilan untuk mas yusuf. Sahrul sang juru masak masih bertahan di jogja karena dia menjadi dosen UIN. Aku sendiri merajut asa di ibukota, yang kemudian ternyata disusul oleh sahabat sekamar ini. Baru 3 bulan dia merasai kerasnya kota.

Ada banyak segudang cerita yang ingin dibagi. Tetapi apa jua, sang sahabat harus pulang. Aku masih harus membuat laporan evaluasi buat besok, begitu alasannya. Aku masih masa percobaan, setahun! Dan harus mebuat laporan evaluasi per tiga bulan. Okelah sahabat semoga sukses! semoga kita bisa berjumpa lagi !

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Spam

Brtttttttt. 214 junk mail masuk ke outlook-ku, waduh spam lagi. Ga tau neh kenapa tiap hari pasti ada ajajunk mail yang masuk. Mereka rata-rata sama menawarkan uang untuk ditransfer, tapi ga tau lah hari gini gitu ? berikut contoh spam dari mereka :
Dearest

I am Mrs.Shrinder Jorgensen from Netherlands. I was married to Mr. Michael Jorgensen who worked with Dutch Embassy in England for nine years before he died in April 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both living in a good example of marriage. Since his death I Decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which is against my believe.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$5.5Million with a Security Company in South Africa,

Dear Friend,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as serious could come into your mind but please consider it and accept it with a deep sense of humility. Before proceeding, I wish to introduce myself to you; I am Todd Williams a staff of Nat West Bank Plc here in London, United Kingdom, I am the head of the accounts department. I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal which I believe will profit both of us on completion. I contacted you after a careful thought that you might be capable of handling this business transaction, which i explained below.

The sum of (£ 18,500,000.00 Million Great Britain Pounds), has been floating as unclaimed since 2000 in my bank as all efforts to get across the relatives of our client who deposited the money have hit the stones.

Good Day.

Here write Mrs Sonia Laura,Managing Director Of Sonia Laura Charity Home.
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable award Bank Draft of $1,000.000.00 USD (One Million US Dollars),but I did not hear from you. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till the end of July 2009

Hello,
We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal annual Interest Rates as Low as 2% within a 1 year to 20 years repayment duration period to any part of the world.
We give out loans within the range of $5,000 to $100,000,000 USD. Our loans are well insured for maximum security is our priority.

Ada banyak spam yang masuk, dengan motif yang sama seseorang mati dan meninggalkan deposit yang harus segera dicairkan, mereka hendak mentransfer ke account kita dan sebagai imbalannya kita mendapatkan 20% dari nilai transfer atau tergantung kesepakatan. Entahlah, tapi dunia maya memang benar-benar maya. Terlebih spam ini lebih banyak mngaku-ngaku dari dunia afrika. Nigeria, afrika selatan, sudan dsb mungkin supaya kita lebih percaya terlebih belahan sana masih rawan konflik.

So waspadalah, karena mereka meminta identitas kita yang entah mereka pergunakan buat apa…

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